what the fuck
amnesia-toys: Xabi Alonso was just on my tv screen in a commercial for… wait for it .. GILLETE ikr the man with the perfect ginger beard is promoting shaving it off! WHY WHY WHY that’s like Picasso throwing his pencils and shit out the window because he thought “well fuck painting, I’ll just work at my dad’s spoon-making factory for the rest of m life” it’s exactly like that, perfect...
Me and my bro
My brother just sees one second clip of plane flying over on an A-Team episode.
Jack: Man I love this A-Team episode
Me: You know which one this is?!
Jack: Yea! In Plane Sight!
Me: Man, I'm impressed, it's clear to see why we're brothers.
*we continue to watch*
Me: Man that dude's flying an aeroplane and eating a sandwich, now that must be cool!
Jack: Yea :)